Jackson Puts Nut in Mouth

Jesse Jackson was not pleased with Sen. Barack Obama and FOX news cameras caught him sharing his desire for Sen-gen-mutilation. Jackson thought his microphone was off and whispered his deepest, darkest thoughts. “See, Barack, been um, talking down to black people,” Jackson said. “I wanna cut his nuts off.”

Severing balls ties with Jackson would be as beneficial to Obama as it was when he distanced himself from his former spiritual advisor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr., earlier this year.

Jackson issued this statement shortly after he learned the video aired:

“For any harm or hurt that this hot mic private conversation may have caused, I apologize. My support for Senator Obama’s campaign is wide, deep and unequivocal. I cherish this redemptive and historical moment.”